This praying mantis standing its ground
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The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it
That’s master mantis from kung fu panda!
u r born on this planet against ur will and then they tell u drugs r illegal. this is all made up. wtf.
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt
the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry
me, just harry: a what
world heritage post
“the saddest thing is when you are no longer surprised when someone breaks your heart.”
— marina v., grown up. (via findingwordsforthoughts)
Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse
ursus investigatus
He would like his order to be taken sometime soon
food truck
@ms-cellanies I’d be excited and terrified at the same time.







